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		<title>Run Away</title>
		<link>http://www.thinkdefence.co.uk/2011/03/run-away/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 19:34:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Time for a little light relief]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Time for a little light relief</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thinkdefence.co.uk/2011/03/run-away/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
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		<title>Nails &#8211; Lets have her in Helmand</title>
		<link>http://www.thinkdefence.co.uk/2011/02/nails-lets-have-her-in-helmand/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 10:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Think Defence</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the moment a heroic granny beat off a gang of would-be armed robbers at a Northampton jewellery shop using nothing but her handbag. Four men aged 18, 22, 25 and 39 were arrested in connection with the incident. What makes me laugh more than anything about this is the distance she runs before wading in; everyone else is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is the moment a heroic granny beat off a gang of would-be armed robbers at a Northampton jewellery shop using nothing but her handbag.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thinkdefence.co.uk/2011/02/nails-lets-have-her-in-helmand/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
<p>Four men aged 18, 22, 25 and 39 were arrested in connection with the incident.</p>
<p>What makes me laugh more than anything about this is the distance she runs before wading in; everyone else is flapping until her handbag windmilling floors one of the robbers and then all manner of bystanders spot the opportunity to join in the fun.</p>
<p>H/T <a title="http://www.mentalcrumble.com/blog/2011/2/8/the-big-society.html" href="http://www.mentalcrumble.com/blog/2011/2/8/the-big-society.html">Mental Crumble</a></p>
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		<title>Iranian Speedboats – The UK Responds</title>
		<link>http://www.thinkdefence.co.uk/2010/04/iranian-speedboats-the-uk-responds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 08:07:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Think Defence</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No doubt all our readers will have seen on the news and Internet extensive coverage of the Iranian Great Prophet 5 naval exercises in which various types of Iranian armed speedboats tear around the Gulf, using a years worth of training ammunition (well that would be the case if it were RN) and setting off pyro laden special effects explosions [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No doubt all our readers will have seen on the news and Internet extensive coverage of the Iranian Great Prophet 5 naval exercises in which various types of Iranian armed speedboats tear around the Gulf, using a years worth of training ammunition (well that would be the case if it were RN) and setting off pyro laden special effects explosions that Hollywood would be proud of.</p>
<p>Mike over at <a title="http://newwars.wordpress.com/2010/04/27/maybe-iran-should-worry/" href="http://newwars.wordpress.com/2010/04/27/maybe-iran-should-worry/">New Wars</a> suggests that Special Warfare Combatant Craft, a heavily armed &#8216;underwater knife fighting team&#8217; of gung ho US Naval Special Forces may be an answer to the threat.</p>
<p>As usual the british Armed Forces can be relied on to add a dash of humour; this is a video of Royal Artillery (not the RM as usually reported) having a spot of fun on a beach at Al Faw in Iraq. As usual, there are several versions of events, it was a training run for an operation later on, it was a setup and it was a demonstration of the benefits of hovercraft.</p>
<p>Whatever the truth, this never gets old!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thinkdefence.co.uk/2010/04/iranian-speedboats-the-uk-responds/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
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		<title>A Spot of Humour for the Andrew</title>
		<link>http://www.thinkdefence.co.uk/2010/04/a-spot-of-humour-for-the-andrew/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 08:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Think Defence</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nelson: &#8220;Order the signal, Hardy.&#8221; Hardy: &#8220;Aye, aye sir.&#8221; Nelson: &#8220;Hold on, that&#8217;s not what I dictated to Flags. What&#8217;s the meaning of this?&#8221; Hardy: &#8220;Sorry sir?&#8221; Nelson (reading aloud): &#8220;&#8216; England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability.&#8217; &#8211; What gobbledegook is this?&#8221; Hardy: &#8220;Admiralty policy, I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Nelson</strong>: &#8220;Order the signal, Hardy.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Hardy</strong>: &#8220;Aye, aye sir.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Nelson</strong>: &#8220;Hold on, that&#8217;s not what I dictated to Flags. What&#8217;s the meaning of this?&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Hardy</strong>: &#8220;Sorry sir?&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Nelson</strong> (reading aloud): &#8220;&#8216; England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability.&#8217; &#8211; What gobbledegook is this?&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Hardy</strong>: &#8220;Admiralty policy, I&#8217;m afraid, sir. We&#8217;re an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil&#8217;s own job getting &#8216;England &#8216; past the censors, lest it be considered racist.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong> Nelson</strong>: &#8220;Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Hardy</strong>: &#8220;Sorry sir. All naval vessels have now been designated smoke-free working environments.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Nelson</strong>: &#8220;In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the mainbrace to steel the men before battle.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Hardy</strong>: &#8220;The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. Its part of the Government&#8217;s policy on binge drinking.&#8221;</p>
<p>Read the rest here</p>
<p><a title="http://ukdf.blogspot.com/2010/04/politically-correct-admiral-lord-nelson.html" href="http://ukdf.blogspot.com/2010/04/politically-correct-admiral-lord-nelson.html">http://ukdf.blogspot.com/2010/04/politically-correct-admiral-lord-nelson.html</a></p>
<p>Check out another <a title="http://www.mentalcrumble.com/blog/2010/4/1/cock-up-at-the-mod.html" href="http://www.mentalcrumble.com/blog/2010/4/1/cock-up-at-the-mod.html">story</a> of relevance for today</p>
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		<title>Enough Tape to Film the Crash</title>
		<link>http://www.thinkdefence.co.uk/2010/03/enough-tape-to-film-the-crash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:20:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch this to the end, Aussies, gotta love em Hat Tip Rantin Rab]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Watch this to the end, Aussies, gotta love em</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thinkdefence.co.uk/2010/03/enough-tape-to-film-the-crash/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
<p>Hat Tip <a title="http://rantinrab.blogspot.com/2010/03/ozzy-air-traffic-control.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Rantinrab+%28RantinRab%29" href="http://rantinrab.blogspot.com/2010/03/ozzy-air-traffic-control.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Rantinrab+%28RantinRab%29">Rantin Rab</a></p>
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