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November 10, 2011 7:24 am

There was this one-man review of Cyprus bases, but never saw anything published.

What, other than a few planes and two boats will be left when
2nd Battalion The Royal Anglian Regiment (2 R ANGLIAN) to move from Cyprus to RAF Cottesmore in Rutland in July 2012.

2nd Battalion The Yorkshire Regiment (2 YORKS) to move from Cyprus to Elizabeth Barracks, Pirbright in July 2013.

… or is part of this just normal rotation?

November 10, 2011 8:19 am

Normal rotation. Not heard of the UN mission ending or bases being handed back.

November 10, 2011 8:33 am

Thought so. Perhaps with A-stan winding down (??) the over-the-horizon reserve will be withdrawn
– I wouldn’t, if you compare an available bn to what can presently be put on amphibs

November 14, 2011 10:15 pm

The news piece (15 Sept)covering the nomination of the first Commander of JFC included this line
“Decisions on the initial composition of the JFC and location of the headquarters are expected in October.”
– have I missed something? Or still in the “works”?

November 22, 2011 6:25 pm

This one?

The MOD will publish a fully funded and balanced ten-year Equipment Plan by September 2011, and the National Audit Office will conduct an affordability audit of this; the first of its kind.”

– from a reliable source: http://www.mod.uk/DefenceInternet/DefenceNews/DefencePolicyAndBusiness/DefenceEquipmentBudgetRisesAsFutureForceTakesShape.htm

December 1, 2011 11:17 am
December 1, 2011 11:33 am

“The MOD will publish a fully funded and balanced ten-year Equipment Plan by September 2011, and the National Audit Office will conduct an affordability audit of this; the first of its kind.”

Has this actually arrived yet?

Gareth Jones
December 9, 2011 2:00 pm

I was doing some research on something else and came across this story/video:


Cost-effective defence procurement?

December 17, 2011 5:36 pm

got a letter from the Assistant Head, Strategic Defence and Security Review Secretariat, on the subject of the sdsr and what ambitions it helps to realise:


December 19, 2011 7:06 am


Sorry, I was just hoping that would catch people’s attention ;)

Anyway, something quite significant has taken place. Kim Jong-Il has popped his clogs in North Korea.

Most analysts agree that the North Koreans knew this was coming, hence the introduction of his son to the world and the measures taken to gradually transfer power to him. But there’s still a risk that a power struggle could kick off, or that the son could press for a minor military incident in order to assert his authority, so naturally the South Koreans are getting nervous and have put their armed forces on alert.

December 19, 2011 7:39 am

Just to update this quickly, western reporters on the ground in PyongYang are reporting gunfire and large troop movements. “Somethings not right” reported one experienced journalist.

December 19, 2011 7:51 am

Should have checked that more closely. In all cases above those reporters were relying on source information from inside North Korea, so it may or may not be good, and is completely unverifiable for now.

December 20, 2011 5:03 pm

Away from North Korea… Osprey has been in a gunfight for the first time:
“The Osprey wasn’t supposed to enter combat so lightly armed. Many other large rotorcraft have guns installed on their side doors in addition to a gun on the rear ramp, allowing them to lay down suppressive fire over a much wider arc. But the Osprey’s rotating nacelles block the sides, making door guns impossible and leaving it with just the ramp gun. To compensate, BAE Systems designed a plug-in belly turret fitted with a .30-caliber mini-gun. A crew chief controls the turret from a console inside the cabin. But the turret is heavy and unwieldy, and most squadrons opt not to use it.”
– I was suggesting this kit for Merlin CSARing
– Looks like Osprey SCAR credentials were only on paper (Speed, range…)for that particular role (or plenty of other aircraft, which then to match the speed would have to be fixed wing)

All Politicians are the Same
December 20, 2011 5:11 pm


A CSAR package generally has a lot of other AC in it. During OUP a CSAR package may have included, dependent who was on station at the time. 2 x AV8B from Kearsage or Garibaldi, 2 Pave hawks from Ocean or merlin from Gabladi backed up by a C2 asset, AWacs, Sea Kinf, merlin and possibly AH 64D.

December 23, 2011 10:36 pm

One more unexplicable Gordon Brown decision unravelling:
– should be closely integrated with defence policy,or v.v. but in two years have not even set up secure comms with national embassies around the world
– talk about living in the Brussels bubble

December 28, 2011 11:27 am

@ Admin

re. site design

We really need the recent articles widget that used to sit in the top-right of the page, for there are too many global categories requiring far too much ‘effort’ to check for new content.

December 28, 2011 12:01 pm

RE ” need the recent articles widget that used to sit in the top-right of the page, for there are too many global categories requiring far too much ‘effort’ to check for new content.”
– at least a “quick fix” by having the forum open-thread comments/contributions show up on the “Comments” page? Otherwise those forum pages will become the preserve of the dedicated (and even then wading through them is tedious, as Jedi pointed out)

Think Defence
January 4, 2012 10:00 pm

Have installed a new comment editing bit of software so can you give it a try?

January 4, 2012 10:19 pm

boobies for editing

January 4, 2012 10:20 pm

i cant edit on my phone.

January 5, 2012 9:19 am

I’ll try to keep this one clean then

January 5, 2012 9:19 am

Nope, no luck at work either

January 6, 2012 6:31 pm

Can we have a “hot topics” tab, to go with “recent posts” and “recent comments”?

Please sir, I want some more

January 7, 2012 5:45 pm

TD could we have the time stamp back for the comments both the little box and the comments page?

January 13, 2012 4:06 pm

i was asked to promote this link:


it may be of interest to the TD service crowd.

Think Defence
January 15, 2012 4:31 pm

Haven’t fell of the end of the world by the way, just a bit busy with other things and om currently overseas.

Just finished the last couple of posts in the bridging series and then I think its back on the the Future of series

Sorry for the delays

January 15, 2012 4:36 pm

You haven’t missed much. Me and Chris B(AE) have weaponised Phil and flogged him to the Saudis. But apart form its been quiet. :)

January 15, 2012 5:41 pm

Japan deal in the works. As soon as we crack the harpoon situation.

And I cant believe the Chick-Phil-A gag didn’t get a better response. I know it’s a fairly obscure reference to a less well known American Fast Food chain, but c’mon!

January 15, 2012 5:52 pm

The US has never invaded a country that has a Chick-Phil-A branch. True.

January 17, 2012 9:33 am
January 17, 2012 10:01 am

My recent analysis on the new US strategy and its impact on the UK and NATO. http://ukarmedforcescommentary.blogspot.com/2012/01/new-us-defense-strategy-cuts-uk.html

Land forces lose, Air and Navy gain, as expected.

Also, little update with some of Hammond’s statements from the US. http://ukarmedforcescommentary.blogspot.com/2012/01/philip-hammond-from-us.html

January 17, 2012 10:01 am

Hi Jedi,

Thanks for the Nordic link (even though the headline was bigger than the actual story). Basically the proposal was about Nordic-wide incident management (including shooting down rogue airplanes or boarding suspect ships)as the area overall is huge and it is all done on a national basis now, ie. a good deal of it double.

Not to forget that there already is deep co-operation
– at the procurement level, including keeping the manufacturing of basic munitions going
– at the EU BGs level(ireland remembered their Norse roots and joined!)
– and in ISAF the Finnish-Swedish contingent being practically one

Alex Salmond has made these “Nordic” noises about defence, but has not given them any concrete content.
– Scotland independent or not, there should be the same kind of incident management joint area as proposed by the Swedes for the Nordic area
– the other potential members have so many assets available that the effect on the availability of RN resources elsewhere can only be beneficial (not that there would be many, other than the protection of off-shore assets, in the area today)

January 17, 2012 10:31 am

Redundacies announced today 1000 in the RAF, 3000 in the army and 300 in the rn. People have the next couple of months to apply. Looks like it will be the last round for the rn and the raf.

January 22, 2012 12:15 pm

Time for a joke http://realwebworth.com/www.thinkdefence.co.uk
– got to this one by going in again through the search engine (sometimes much faster than waiting the site to refresh)

Think Defence
January 24, 2012 8:14 pm

Wow, where do I sign up for a sale

Off any topics this caught my eye for something impressive and equally infuriating and depressing at the same times


Think Defence
February 8, 2012 1:52 pm

Just a quick heads up for everyone

Have decided to moderate comments a little more closely

This place is starting to become an unpleasant place and I am not going to allow that to happen after all the hard work I have and continue to put in.

As you might have seen from some of my recent comments, patience is starting wear thin

Fair warning and all that

February 16, 2012 7:00 am

This is interesting: historical overview of putting societies onto a war footing. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01bpkjn

Original taster article from the BBC: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17011607

February 16, 2012 7:46 am


Very nice piece. Have you read much Richard Overy? Not just his “Why The Allies Won” but some of the follow-on work. Think you’d enjoy it.

You and x’s cross-talk in the Typhoon/Rafale thread ref: groceries (important to a war footing, in an academic bit of a past life I did some Public Record Office grunt work on rationing and commodity controls) made me pine for Waitrose, wallet-buggering though it is. Out here in the northwest corner of North America it looks like a wet spring, but hopefully that’ll bring in the wine grapes over our north-facing fence like last year so I can start a second batch of Chateau des Mademoiselles (what else do you call your private label when you have four daughters?)

February 16, 2012 4:41 pm
February 19, 2012 7:08 pm

A review of the Track T800 CDi diesel (yes, diesel) motorcycle. Still not convinced. Perhaps if they had a look at a Ural AWD sidecar outfit and see if they can come up with something similar…


February 19, 2012 7:48 pm
February 21, 2012 11:34 am

Dunno where to ask that question, but seems to be valid here.

Any thoughts about this one

Another result of the messed-up security policy the SDSR is?

Think Defence
February 21, 2012 11:37 am

Was that in the SDSR McZ, can’t remember.

I can imagine that is going to be one gigantic database even though it is only for a year.

Big brother is here

Sven from Defense and Freedom takes a big interest in these issues

February 21, 2012 11:52 am

The only limit is the size of storage as mentioned
– already years ago the mob operators were placed under obligation to store who called whom (and from what “cell” mind you)
– and the records were to be kept for 10 years! You can throw away your book keeping records after 7

February 21, 2012 12:21 pm

Just when the EU privacy initiative gets to grips with Google and Facebook who have done this, from foreign soil, “And the huge databases could also be used by internet service providers, particularly to work out which advertising to target at users.
Broadband firms including BT came up with a scheme almost three years ago to target advertising, but it did not get off the ground.”
for years, we then follow the UAE and Indonesia who thought (and got a lot critique for it)that it was not OK for a foreign comms provider to give terrorists an instant and encrypted communication channel on their soil, without their sovereignty extending to the servers where encryption can be undone… on the need-to-know basis; obviously there is a cost to it

BTW, I hadn’t realised the 10 year mandatory retention period had fallen flat on its face (there is still a period for which those records are kept)

February 21, 2012 12:26 pm

TD, no worries about Big Brother. :)

There was an idea for this in Singapore, extending to even phone conversations, and it is still ongoing, but one thing people found out very fast is that a few million people spamming and talking equals to a massive case of info-overload. No living person could possible go through that mess to extract anything meaningful for future plans. You could talk about blowing up the US embassy and it’ll probably get lost in the background mess.

What these records are good for, and the only reason we’re still keeping them, is forensics. You can’t get future plans out of that mess, but once something happens, you can backtrack on a specific trail and ignore the rest to reconstruct events.

So, no Big Brother, more like CSI-Post Disaster Reconstruction.

March 4, 2012 10:00 am

Sad news, not just for the Red Arrows but more importantly, for the impact that 2011 clearly had on one of their pilots.


I think that the services have made tremendous steps in personnel welfare in the last ten years, not just in provision of medical services and post-care, but also and importantly in a corporate recognition that people involved in very high stress roles need relief. It’s all very different from the “stiff upper lip and carry on attitude” that was widely prevalent through my service.

I very much hope all ends well.

Think Defence
March 7, 2012 5:47 pm

Just in case anyone was wondering I have decided not to do anything on todays bad news, the Warrior or going over the 400 casualties.

I have seen today that much stuff pontificating about why we should withdraw from Afghanistan, how crap Army vehicles are, what the ‘answer’ is to IED’s and how the milestone means we should do this or that.

Frankly, I find the bandwagon jumping, trotting out long since prepared commentary that was ready for when we went over 400 and the general look at me look at me theme rather shabby and distasteful

Just a personal opinion but it would be good for many journalists and tweeters to just remain silent on the subject for a day or two, remember what it is they are talking about.

March 7, 2012 6:10 pm

Shame on those that just can’t resist the opportunity to make a point long enough for even these chaps to make it back to Bastion.

They were big boys in a war zone. They hit a bloody massive bomb of some kind. They didn’t stand a chance and they died.

I just hope they didn’t know what hit them.

The Grief Ghouls disgust me. A destroyed family is not news. Grief and despair and agony is not news.

March 9, 2012 4:32 pm
March 9, 2012 4:34 pm

Just popped this on the Daewoo thread but thought it might be of interest – the proposed Heavy RAS (HRAS) system.


Peter Elliott
March 11, 2012 9:52 pm

How do I contact you TD? I looked on the page headed contact but there doesn’t seem to be anything there. Is there an offical inbox I can email to?

>if you wan’t to say something just contact us or leave a comment.

Think Defence
March 11, 2012 10:08 pm

Hi Peter, have mended the contact page !!

March 27, 2012 11:01 pm

This was from a post on Military Photos;


Angus McLellan
March 28, 2012 12:06 am

@x: This one caught my eye. Nice colour for uniforms. Nice legs too.

Sorry. I’ll get my coat.

March 28, 2012 12:24 am

The most attractive uniformed lady I have ever seen was a Danish sailor. She was very blonde and had very blue eyes and was gangway sentry on the Absalon. What brought her to my attention wasn’t her beauty but the rather pathetic attempts of three booties trying to trap her. She feigned rather unconvincingly a complete lack of understanding of the English language. It went on for about 15 minutes before they gave up. I do who they regrouped and had another attempt if for no other reason than the honour of the Corps.

Portugal has some nice lady sailors too…..

March 28, 2012 1:13 am

Sorry to Hijack the thread but I guess this is as good a place as any to post it.

Clashes have been reported along the border between Sudan and Southern Sudan. Nothing major yet, just the odd exchanges along what is basically an unofficial and highly disputed border.

One to keep an eye on though. Africa here we come!!

March 28, 2012 12:26 pm

TD needs an Open Thread for world security issues so they don’t detract from more serious issues. :)

March 28, 2012 2:44 pm

Hi Chris B,

Guess what “Clashes have been reported along the border between Sudan and Southern Sudan”
– I posted my first article about that in 1967. and was labelled a war-monger!
– the ones who did that never (had) understood that there had been a war going on for a decade already

… I wonder when the knowledge about oil entered the equation, as for ‘who is backing whom’?

March 28, 2012 2:49 pm

Hi x,

RE “an Open Thread for world security issues so they don’t detract from more serious issues. :)

have been calling for more of a geopolitical orientation before, but some linked sites do it quite well
– jedi
– Sir Humphrey,

So..oo, linking might be the answer, to draw in a broader crowd?

March 29, 2012 1:56 pm
Peter Elliott
March 29, 2012 2:20 pm

Sandhurst in the sand:


When we were discussing the possibility of establishing a new ‘third world british army’ for UN tasks it was mentioned that some form of leadership training infrastucutre would be needed. Here is the template.

March 29, 2012 2:37 pm


Just thought it would help a bit.

Peter Elliott
April 2, 2012 9:47 pm

Potential Red-Trouser-Recce-Charriot?


Maybe not.

April 12, 2012 4:37 am

New naval wargame (including UK units) released:


Might be of interest to some.

April 12, 2012 7:22 am


1) Love the handle.

2) Wizard.

PE both 29/3 and 2/4,

A very interesting template and (2/4) well, perhaps…

April 12, 2012 7:27 am

Gibsnag again,

I fully expect ACC to challenge me to an online match at this new game, given the scenario’s a hobby-horse of mine (so long as they add a Baltic expansion pack so he can vex the Baltic Fleet with mines and Haminas, and show off just how much sisu the Merivoimat still has ….)

April 12, 2012 10:15 am

The “what warship are you” quiz made me laugh.

e) DISPATCH THE PLANES. Wait, what was the question?


April 12, 2012 4:10 pm

@jackstaff I suspect that if the base game does well, they’ll be adding lots of new units, scenarios and areas to the game. I’m just wondering how long it’ll take for someone to write a Falklands mod…

@Observer Yeah, the devs have a pretty good sense of humour, check out the release trailer: http://youtu.be/MElc-0XqoSw

April 12, 2012 5:21 pm

Gibsnag ref: game mods,

Lots to come I agree. (I’d like to see Observer help gin up a SE Asia mod centered on the locals.) A Falklands mod? About nine and a half minutes I should think. And since it’s 2030 that means a chance to face off with the perfidious Argies in their Evil Nuclear Powered Death Ray Catamarans….

April 12, 2012 9:40 pm

@Jackstaff The Baltic is mapped in the game, just fought a small skirmish with an Absalon, Visby and Hamina. Very good fun, and it should be relatively easy to add more baltic area ships. I think that a few German ships are in the game as well.

April 27, 2012 9:51 pm

Here’s something for BAE to do other than ships and planes. Start putting their aerodynamic knowledge to use building things like long haul road tankers…

April 28, 2012 11:55 am

It is nice to see the BIS and Skylon receiving some attention. Let’s hope we don’t throw it all away to the US and Europe as we have more often than not since WW2. I am look forward to the FAA’s first Skylon squadron…….. :)



April 28, 2012 12:25 pm

They reckoned at one point the development cost for the whole thing would be £10 billion.

If they can keep it under that it’ll a) be a miracle and b) make BAE very nervous.

May 1, 2012 3:50 pm

£10billion? Up to present £10million, in the video from 18:50 on. If the PM was aware of this he should take a billion off the DFID budget straight away. We are bound to give to the French, sorry EU, or the Yanks as we have always done. :(

All Politicians are the Same
May 1, 2012 4:21 pm

Cheers x, fascinating and very well explained, even I understood it and as any engineer I have ever served with will tell you, I am not an engineer!

May 1, 2012 4:39 pm

I just hope we don’t throw it away. When you look at what we have lost through government stupidity it can be quite painful. Aircraft industry that was better than the French’s and though small gave the Yank’s a good run. Gone. Blue Streak missile programme which was better than anything that came out of Europe. Gone. (It was our tech that gave the French a start in the launcher field.) Computing. Gone. :(

May 1, 2012 7:55 pm

Even just £1 billion a year, if it over runs a little in time it doesn’t matter. The money making return could be massive, even if it’s just for high speed international transport.

May 4, 2012 6:56 pm

And you though BAE’s design decisions were sometimes bat shit insane? Smith and Wesson can top that:

All Politicians are the Same
May 4, 2012 8:57 pm
May 4, 2012 9:25 pm

They should be kicked out for politicizing the games. And if the IoC won’t do it we should round them up at the airport and throw them out.

Interesting the Guardian are running with this. Has it shown up on the BBC yet? I suppose if Guardian run it only the right eyes see it. If the BBC ran it the lumpen masses would be enraged.

What are you doing reading The Guardian? ;)

May 4, 2012 9:29 pm

It’s shown up on the BBC, and all the daily rags, it’s even on Solomon’s site. No mention however on any UK blog in TD’s links.

Hague and Hammond have condemned it too, although neither mention that it was a WW1 memorial that was desecrated.

May 4, 2012 9:29 pm


BBC have reported it, also reported that the parent company of those who produced it is British and were just as shocked about it.

All Politicians are the Same
May 4, 2012 9:30 pm

I saw it elsewhere, but having been out for dinner and still on my fing notebook, I posted the first link that worked on it assuming that if it works on this piece of crap it will work for everyone.

All Politicians are the Same
May 4, 2012 9:31 pm

Rumours are that company took a white house phone call and not from Hilary!

paul g
May 4, 2012 10:03 pm

I can shrug off the “brave” twat running round at the first sparrows fart to avoid the locals, however the comment at the end, 100 years ago countries went to war for that.
Plus the mad trout faced bint has made offical complaints to the UN about antagonism, well excuse me what the chuffin’ hell was that? I agree banned from the games for bringing them into a political dispute (in a very poor taste way as well)

May 4, 2012 10:05 pm

It would be a crying shame if the athlete were to be set upon by a couple of masked hooligans with baseball bats while training on a long run somewhere in Argentina. Broken legs and hockey Olympics don’t mix, even if it is perfectly possible to buy airline tickets by roundabout routes in anonymous names for a couple of lads from Hereford.

May 4, 2012 10:12 pm

Despicable. I would expel one of their diplomats.

May 4, 2012 10:16 pm

@ James re baseball bats

I was shocked to find out the Yanks play rounders with them.

Being of a certain age I remember the tickling stick of choice used to be the pickaxe handle or helve. I suppose the pickaxe handle is a victim of us becoming a white collar society.

Think Defence
May 4, 2012 10:35 pm

The parent company of the advertising agency is WPP



I expect telephone calls are being made and employees are being escorted from the building as we speak

Have a look at these





Personally, I think this is a strategic mistake but the best way to deal with it is ridicule, I am sure there are plenty of creative people who could do a spoof, he looked out of puff after about 2 minutes of running and a few squats on the pub benches.

I think they will struggle to achieve Gold :)

Fucking morons

May 4, 2012 10:45 pm


Ref: axe handles, quite right. There’s no need merely to ape an American icon out of sheer me-tooism when there’s a proven, sturdy, industry-certified, time honoured, British solution to hand. Do we need to start something like CAMRA on behalf of local, artisanal GBH done with coshes, foreheads, and axe handles as God and Dinsdale Piranha intended?

Ref: the commercial, what a bevy of arsepieces. F***ers. Chuck ’em from the IOC and let ’em whinge.

And wrt APATS’ comment and the recent thread on that subject, the Obama administration has no brief for love-ins with the UK but they also want a distinct absence of fuss in the Southern Cone. I expect there will be We Are Not Amused discussions held in Sao Paolo or Brasilia just to make a point.

May 4, 2012 10:50 pm


Forgot about the broken bottles of real ale. And “the point” above was that present-day Argentina is a doddering Brazilian client-state, puffing their chests out on sufferance.

All Politicians are the Same
May 4, 2012 10:52 pm

Is it time to simply say, yeh you have made a threat we honour it? A mech inf battalion moved early from germany to FI supported by a squadron of 155 and CH2 and the RIC relieved by RAF sqdrn. 4 tiffies become 8 and 4 Apaches.; End of conversation.

May 4, 2012 10:54 pm

@ Jackstaff

I hadn’t thought of it us having a British alternative. Bloody Yanks subverting our tickling stick industry……. :)

@ TD

In another time the BBC’s own comedy programmes would have had a field day with it. Nowadays the BBC is more likely to discuss the PTSD suffered by Argentine conscripts at the hands of the British, not “our”, Army. Of course it will all be Thatcher’s fault.

May 4, 2012 10:56 pm

@ Jackstaff

Yes Argentina is now Brazil’s “near abroad”.

May 4, 2012 11:03 pm

Pick axe handles? Baseball bats? What happened to old fashioned Essex style Crowbars? And I thought you military types were supposed to be tough… ;)

Seriously, I think banning them from the games and causing a big hoo-har is the worst thing we can do. It’s precisely what they want, to get a massive headline grabbing response that will put their “claims” into the worldwide concious. They want us to be portrayed as the evil empire banning their athletes from attending the Games in order to silence the freedom fighters of the Malvinas etc, etc.

A quite word to the Olympic committee about it, followed by a strongly worded letter to them if they don’t act, and that should be that. Personally I wouldn’t even allow the government to dignify this charade with a response. Just have ministers say something confidently into the camera about politcising the games being against the rules and *hint* liable to get one excluded from competing.

May 4, 2012 11:04 pm

Why not “scrap” the T1 Typhoons to a new “recycling center” in the Falkland Islands?

When I say “scrap” I mean “cut the night like a razor blade” at Mach 2 – Top Gun style :-)

May 4, 2012 11:07 pm

The Bronze Age hasn’t reached us yet in the extreme North Midlands so we can’t do crowbars.

We are trying to back engineer one we found just to the north of Brum. But its advanced solid state technology has us stumped.

May 4, 2012 11:10 pm

@ Chris B re strongly worded letter.

This threatening missive would we use bold, italics, and underlining straight away? Or would there be a staged escalation? I suppose we could really piss them off and not put a stamp on it….

All Politicians are the Same
May 4, 2012 11:12 pm

Chris b works for everyone apart from the forces why are we always the hornets nest you can poke with impunity?

May 4, 2012 11:58 pm

@ X

You would definitely have to start with normal typeface, upgrade to italic, upgrade to underline, then bold, the start combining them.


“Chris b works for everyone apart from the forces why are we always the hornets nest you can poke with impunity?”

I’ll be honest, that didn’t make a lot of sense to me.

May 5, 2012 12:02 am

Chris B.

We’re happy to support regional cottage industries within the larger whole. Would you perhaps consider Vinnie Jones a grant-in-aid?


Well I would hate to see the proper British axe handle go the way of Avro or Ferranti.


Swap RIC for RAF Regt squadron to MPA just as you said. C2 doesn’t like the soil stability down there, but park 1 RIFLES down there the rest of the year along with a battery of AS90 in Stanley (mobile coastal artillery?) Fly down a Harpoon set for Dauntless, test and prove on active service. If there are twelve FGR4 rated Tiffs in service bung ’em all down there. Spearhead to do at least one deployment excercise in those six months.

May 5, 2012 12:05 am

Also permanent SSN accompaniment for Dauntless and Clyde. Maybe even deploy the RM company from SFSG as counter-infiltration, there’s berths for them on both ships.

All Politicians are the Same
May 5, 2012 12:09 am

Chris B, we should all turn the other cheek to Argentina, forget the losses and the sacrifices made, They continue to prod yet posters on here say, ogh dont annoy anyone one. Why should we bed the only ones allowed to be annoyed?

May 5, 2012 12:21 am


Argentina wants to provoke a reaction. They want us to get all up in arms about it. They want political attention and they want people to sympathise with them.

If you respond then you’re playing into their hands. Ignoring them is the best thing we can do.

All Politicians are the Same
May 5, 2012 12:23 am

Chris B, Cheers Neville.

May 5, 2012 12:29 am

So what would you rather do?

Make a big hurrah about it in the press, have the Prime Minister go on TV and tell the Olympic committee he wants them banned immediately, pass a new edict denying Argentines of any form access to the UK.

Congratulations, it’ll be on every TV news station from here to Singapore, giving Christina the opportunity to come out on TV and spout her bollocks about how the evil colonial British talk about freedom of speech while suppressing anything that casts them in a bad light, and trying to use their political weight to deny the free and wonderful athletes of Argentina from competing in the games in London, just like the UK stops Argentina from settling on its own home territory etc, and more of her usual bullshit.

It’d be a media storm that would absolutely play into her hands.

If you want to send a reinforcement to the Garrison “on regular scheduled exercise” then by all means, but don’t do their political work for them.

May 5, 2012 12:37 am

RE ” “on regular scheduled exercise”
– wasn’t the regular roulement a clear enough message, the next company being from the Para of Mt. Longdon fame

May 5, 2012 5:49 am

re pick helves,

yes, better than baseball bats. I recall as a Trooper in Catterick in early 1984 doing guard duty with one. Nice solid piece of wood (ash? never very good at my wood recognition), with metal head. A bit more meaty than a baseball bat anyway. Also good for herding sheep that get into the barracks through a broken fence, although any professional collie dog would have been laughing at the general ineptness of the barrack guard attempting to round up half a dozen sheep. Keystone Kops.

I’m pretty sure that the pressure for WPP to sell off their Argie advertising agency subordinate will prove irresistible.

paul g
May 5, 2012 10:49 am

pick helves are awesome, late 80’s they found maps of arborfield in an IRA owned car in london. So just in case we doubled the guard so more pick helves and we never got hit, what a secret weapon!!
@chris b in my earlier comment i should’ve been clearer, it’s only the fucktard that was in the advert that i would like to see taken off the bus, and that decision to be taken independantly by the IOC with no demand from us as he has clearly broken rules on using the games for political means. In the meantime i look forward to the creative minds of the forces doctoring/spoofing that video, even now i can see someone using CGI to place a huge cock underneath matey in the squats on the benches bit outside the pub!!!

May 5, 2012 11:30 am

I’m just wondering whether a British film crew on a civvy boat might be in position to get a 90 second clip of an SSN sailing by on the surface in front of a clearly identifiable Buenos Aires? Rent the boat in Uruguay just over the water, quick bit of filming, sub dives and is out of reach to Carlos Fandango, and film crew scarper with the turbo engaged.

I can just see the closing headline: “To protect British territory, we train in foreign waters“, with a fluttering union jack.

May 5, 2012 12:26 pm

@James: excellent idea. Why not send some Falklands vets to BA in Para/Commando T shirts, have them run in formation past the Presidential Palace for a week, shouting “The Falklands are British, bitch” in Spanish?

May 5, 2012 1:21 pm
Angus McLellan
May 6, 2012 11:48 pm

Hope I don’t break anything by posting here before TD announces he’s done with the housekeeping. And I also hope that this isn’t covering old ground. I couldn’t find an earlier mention, but that proves nothing.

The Times has had two reports in the last fortnight (28/4 and 7/5) relating to the mass killing at Batang Kali in now-Malaya by a patrol from the Scots Guards on 12 December 1948. Apparently the reason for this being deemed newsworthy again is that the High Court will be hearing a request to open a formal judicial inquiry into the events this Tuesday.

The Times stories are easily found if you are willing to money into Mr Murdoch’s pocket. If not, the Observer has a story here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/may/06/britain-batang-kali-massacre-malaysia and there’s an older – but substantially similar – story from the Daily Mail here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2136559/Ruling-Britains-My-Lai-historic-killings-compared-Vietnam-massacre.html I’d imagine there will be more to come in the next few days, especially if the court orders an inquiry.

John Hartley
May 8, 2012 7:11 am

Is it still you TD? Am worried its a hostile take over by PTT. Any way, glad you are back. I was worried I had lost an outlet for my rants. After all, who else would have me?

May 8, 2012 8:11 am

Interesting Article today in Telegraph about cap badges.


Despite the fact I can’t stand the people he works for Hammond seems to be doing a decent job so far of trying to bring sanity to the MOD. It really seem’s Cameron is a terrible meddelor who see’s the MOD as nothing more than a political football. Now he can no longer use it to beat the last government over the head he is loosing interest. This would be fine if he did not share the same political bias as former labour leaders for bombing people and deploying ground forces.

Mike W
May 8, 2012 11:03 am

Some good news perhaps in the article about Philip Hammond? He does warn that the Armed Forces have been cut “as far as it is prudent to do so.” He also insists that, despite the fact that George Osborne has warned that another two years of austerity is needed to hit targets for reducing the deficit, defence is a department that will be shielded from any further reductions.

I don’t know whether I am being naively optimistic or clutching at straws or whatever the expression is and people might think that what I am about to say is either bonkers or not even of the slightest importance. However, here goes!

Mr. Hammond talks of Army reductions, saying “Clearly the Army can’t get smaller by 17 per cent without losing some units”. However, the figures quoted in the article talk about manpower shrinking “from 102,000 to 82,000”.

Now, by my calculations, if you take away 17 per cent from 102,000, you are left with 84,660. Could it be then that we shall be left with 2,500 more troops than the 82,000 generally bandied about in these discussions? Just a thought but an extra two and a half thousand troops is quite valuable (3 infantry regiments?). Or was Mr Hammond talking in very general figures?

Mike W
May 8, 2012 11:16 am


Thanks for the reply.

“but you know what they say about politicians!”. Yes, I do. Only too well!

May 8, 2012 11:22 am

I doubt Phil the Spread sheet talks in general figures. I am also interested in what they talk about the Armies logistic footprint and tail to teeth ratio. I can’t really figure out if this means that the army will have less infantry and armour and more engineers and logistics or if as Cameron seeks to avoid any political fall out we are going to keep the same numbers of front line forces at the expence of the backbone.

May 8, 2012 11:54 am

Dave B is the answer….

So it can work on this:

Awesome film!

I wonder if we can create the Hulk…

May 8, 2012 12:42 pm

Yes, an army composed of Hulk, I don’t know if this entering in the budget of Mr. Hammond.

May 8, 2012 3:43 pm


Welcome back, boss! I had started getting twitchy and started seeing ISO containers where there weren’t any….


Thunderbirds are go! Always thought SHIELD has done a fair amount of naked R and D theft from their elder British counterparts….

Martin and Mike W,

I am on similar grounds to martin’s ready to root for Spreadsheet Phil if he’s actually willing to put the case for why you can’t get any more blood out of the MoD stone than what he’s suggesting (I’m alright with seeing an 85k Army but you really can’t cut below that, I’ve kept bumping against the number in fag-packet maths for a while now.) And since Nick Carter’s report has gone missing (presumably it’s completely unpalatable to the higher ups, who see MoD as an easy source of cuts to keep from either slicing into the “corn dole” that keeps relative peace on the estates so the financial sector can get on with making loadsamoney, or actually try to — horrors — fix the economy) it’s good to see something from his civilian boss on the matter.

May 8, 2012 3:54 pm

Ever wondered why numbers are being reduced?

It’s to create a number of Hulks for the army that are ‘fitted but not fitted with’ with a parachute by BAE…

Does anyone know what has happened to Carter’s report?

May 8, 2012 4:00 pm


Carter has a (generally deserved) reputation for unpalatable honesty in his opinions. I expect offering up a report, whatever it may hold, that isn’t a fudge available to be remolded as needed by the pollies has been, erm, inconvenient. Especially since no one except Spreadsheet Phil seems even to have suggestions on the political side, and the big boss men on the sofa (Dave and George) really don’t give a flying copulation, they’re just juggling budget numbers to make Britain once again a land fit for bankers to live in while saving some social-program sweets to dole out in the election budget down the line.

May 8, 2012 4:08 pm

Jackstaff – “I’m alright with seeing an 85k Army but you really can’t cut below that, I’ve kept bumping against the number in fag-packet maths for a while now.”

I can only presume the MoD planners came to the same conclusion eighteen months ago, as for all the horror stories the only consistent number that has been touted is the 82,000-85,000 range.

May 9, 2012 11:42 am


I really miss the “comments” page. The RSS feed only shows the commenter and the thread name, not the first bits of the comment. At least, this is the case with Firefox.

Also, the feedburner RSS page seems to lag quite a bit.

May 10, 2012 10:35 am


Your “time of post” is an hour out.

May 11, 2012 6:43 am

0.6% of Canada’as active strength is reservists rotating through Regular units, on a fixed term:

Primary Reserve Class C are considered equivalent to the Regular Force personnel as they are entitled to equivalent pay, benefits and liability as a Regular Force member.
■Primary Reserve Class C is calculated as person year. For example, two Primary Reservists on Class C service for six months would count as one military FTE.

Mike W
May 12, 2012 6:54 pm

I hope that I have chosen the right post/thread for this and that someone responds!

I don’t know whether I am late or early with this news. Probably it has been posted and discussed elsewhere.

I was just browsing earlier and cme across a something that I think might be interesting. Apparently BAE has unveiled a concept for a new 17-tonne tracked reconnaissance vehicle called the CV21. It is very much still in the development phase and I could find only one image but from that, it looks as if it might very well derive from the CVR(T) series.

It would seem to me that BAE has found a niche in military markets that has not been filled. It could even fill the British Army’s need for a light tracked recce vehicle and eventually FRES SV etc. could be transferred to become a Warrior successor. You could Google it and see what you think. I don’t think it’s on the official BAE site yet.

May 17, 2012 6:53 am

So, Queen Sofia of Spain (I know, I had to check Wikipedia too) is cancelling her trip to London for celebration’s of HMTQ’s Jubilee because of Gibraltar and because Prince Edward and his missus are visiting Gibraltar for Jubilee celebrations. Admittedly, having those two turn up would be worth a bit of a protest, but it has a slight flavour of that mad Argie woman about it. That, or Spain can’t afford the £30 Ryan Air ticket to send her over.

So, rather than embarrass HMTQ by leaving a seat empty at the Jubilee dinner, who do we think should be given Queen Sofia’s place – obviously someone who represents the UK’s love of Spain and with an appropriate level of gravitas.

Andrew Sachs?

May 17, 2012 7:50 am

@Hugh: “Andrew Sachs?” Oooh, you are awful. But I like you :-)

May 17, 2012 7:59 am

@ Hugh

I don’t know how familiar you are with Spanish border disputes but along with their own two “Gibraltars” on the North Africa they also have trouble with Portugal. They seized Olivenza in 1801 nearly 100 years after we took Gib. It isn’t a small 3 square miles of rock either but a healthy 200 square miles of decent (for the region) farm land. The dispute is only rarely mentioned in diplomatic exchanges between the two states. But it is a prime example of a Spanish state saying one thing and doing another.

Mike W
May 19, 2012 2:34 pm

I don’t know whether any of you have seen the latest article on defence in today’s “Telegraph”. In it Thomas Harding talks about the latest revelations concerning the future of the British Army. For all I know it might be one more alarmist article about how things might go for the Army but Harding is the Defence Correspondent of the paper and will probably have contacts within the Army and MOD.

In the article he states that the Army’s infantry will be cut by around five battalions (contrary to what has generally been believed so far i.e. ten or eleven – my words). He goes on to say that a further 17,500 jobs will be cut, predominantly from the Logistics troops, Engineers and Artillery. That will in turn mean that the Army will have to rely for support on private companies, Territorial Army reservists and foreign armies.

The ides is that the RLC will be cut by at least a third, reducing the force by as much as a third to below 11,000 men. The Engineers and Artillery will be reduced by a third to about 5,000 men each, with the majority of the Artillery’s heavy weapons (AS90 and MLRS?) turned over to the TA.

Serious criticism has already been made of the move, which military commanders say will create an “unbalanced force” that will rely on a “just in time “ supply tactic for campaigns. Some Logistics officers have described the move as resulting from David Cameron’s attempt to avoid the political consequences of scrapping famous regiments and cap badges. One said that the idea to make the Army top-heavy in infantry was “bonkers” and I completely agree. The loss of Engineers in particular will be felt in combat areas. This is serious and if it is true, we might as well do away with the Army completely! It will be imbalanced in the extreme. Any reductions should have been carried out in proportion.

Mike W
May 19, 2012 3:15 pm

You did, TD! You did! (bows in homage). And it looks as if you might be proven absolutely right. I fervently hope, though, that what what was outlined in the “Telegraph” article does not come to pass but fear the worst.

Gareth Jones
May 19, 2012 5:04 pm

@ Mike W – RE:CV21. Very interesting – “The CV21 has its roots in the CVR(T) family, but MacKenzie said it is a new design for a vehicle that is bigger, longer, heavier and wider than its predecessor.” Could it be related to the Stormer family?

RE: Army cuts. Surely the logical path would be to retain the specialist support roles/functions as full-time army as they are required in nearly every mission ranging from peace-keeping to peer war and make the infantry TA, with significant training facilities retained if we need to increase their numbers suddenly?

The training facilities would have the added benefit of supporting TD’s forward presence/training strategy…

Mike W
May 19, 2012 5:19 pm

@Gareth Jones

Yes, I wondered whether it could be related to the Stormer family. I don’t know how many wheels the Stormer has and at the moment can’t check (no images!) I think Stormer is lighter than the new vehicle, though, being only about 13 or 14 tonnes.

Gareth, I can’t really go along with your second paragraph about making the Infantry (wholly?) TA. Can you imagine the public outcry there would be for a start:- “Sending out part-time boys out there to die … etc. etc.”

May 19, 2012 5:42 pm

– this one CVR(T)2 + 5 tonnes on top
– if you look at the images, looks like a cross between, is it Scimitar2 , and the aborted GCV offering, with lots of antennae still on top?

paul g
May 19, 2012 6:26 pm

having served from ’83-05 and watched the logistics being decimated, i say bring it on! Then we can sit back and watch the shit storm whip up. It cause a lot more problems than losing a capbadge. It’s been said on here by others about the “spanner spinners” but it’s the RLC who drive the convoys, load the convoys. REME fix the trucks, drive when sort provide the recovery. I could go on we all know the job the RE do to clear/fix/bridge the road.

Surprise surprise we ARE getting killed because we don’t sit behind the wire and eat pizza, many of my friends have done 7+ tours in the last 10 years, loggies are always the ones with a chestful on rememberance day. This absolute load of bollocks is because these decisions are made in the old boys drinking club by wanking old farts wearing brandy stained regimental ties, not enough corp men get in the higher corridors of power.

We spent 3 days going back in convoy to get CH2 spares because the civvys who were doing repairs under contract wouldn’t come into iraq in the early days. Find me a civvy that will lift a pack at death o’clock in the morning when it’s snowing in the middle of nowhere (unless you pay him a large fortune) and that’s just on exercise, let alone on a 2 way range!!

Overwork who’s left and they’re not stupid, they’ll let you know with their boots and you’ve just wasted 2/3 years training that guy, what a tossing, short sighted,spineless, scaredy cat crock of shit! (IMHO)

Gareth Jones
May 19, 2012 6:38 pm

@ Mike W – True… but how do we square this circle? As you and TD pointed out above, cutting the tail to save cap badges may be more acceptable PR but could lead to serious problems…

@ ACC – If its a CVR(T)2 where has the extra 5 tons come from?

Gareth Jones
May 19, 2012 6:42 pm

Possibly answering my own question, the CV21 has six road wheels, the CVR(T) 5… although the Stormer 30 also has 6…

All Politicians are the Same
May 19, 2012 6:52 pm

We could stop invading and occupying countries for dubious benefits.

May 19, 2012 7:42 pm

Well said, paul g!
– hurrying back to the final

May 19, 2012 7:45 pm

Hi GJ,

Isn’t the new one 19t and this
13,000 kg
is probably the empty weight, from your link?

May 19, 2012 7:47 pm

Ceramics (light), and more belly armour?
– 5t can achieve a lot
– the passenger? Has a little kite to fly?

Mike W
May 19, 2012 8:20 pm

@Gareth Jones

“True… but how do we square this circle? As you and TD pointed out above, cutting the tail to save cap badges may be more acceptable PR but could lead to serious problems…”

I don’t think we can square the circle, Gareth, unless we keep a bigger Army. It’s as simple as that. And given the economic and financial mess we’re in, thanks to the previous administration, that is highly unlikely to happen.

@paul g

“What a tossing, short sighted,spineless, scaredy cat crock of shit! (IMHO)”

Now, come on, paul, no need to be so mealy-mouthed. What do you really think? Actually you’re 100% correct. When you say, “Overwork who’s left and they’re not stupid, they’ll let you know with their boots and you’ve just wasted 2/3 years training that guy”, that’s spot on! But then, would the politicians, the MOD civil servants or even the top brass ask someone like yourself who’s actually been at the workface? No, of course not.